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		<title>Alternate History:  The Speech that Wasn&#8217;t</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In preparing my second Convocation speech, I spent most of the summer at a loss. Once I had changed apartments, I sat down in earnest. Eventually, I ended up jettisoning my original effort and producing the speech as given. But &#8230; <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/09/alternate-history-the-speech-that-wasnt/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In preparing <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/09/11/faith-in-an-age-of-fear/" title="Faith in an Age of Fear">my second Convocation speech</a>, I spent most of the summer at a loss.  Once I had changed apartments, I sat down in earnest.  Eventually, I ended up jettisoning my original effort and producing the speech as given.  But in case you wonder what could have been, below I&#8217;ll post the speech I nearly gave.  There are two caveats:</p>
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<li>I shamelessly cannibalized this for any rhetoric I thought actually worked, so the actual speech and this one overlap somewhat.</li>
<li>I abandoned this and never finished editing or, indeed, writing it.  So the thing given is unpolished and the quality comparatively low.</li>
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<p>Without further hedging, let me give you the Speech that Wasn&#8217;t.<br />
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>Good morning.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>            </span>I&#8217;m going to break one of the cardinal rules of rhetoric and confess to the trepidation I felt in giving this speech.<span>  </span>Or not in <em>giving</em> it &#8212; because, as anyone can tell you, I certainly like to talk, especially when the listener can&#8217;t talk back.<span>  </span>But writing it gave me pause.<span>  </span>Sometimes the only thing harder than <em>doing</em> a thing is doing it <em>again</em>.<span>  </span>As Mr. Evans is wont to tell me, something cannot be considered &#8220;annual&#8221; until it happens the second time a year later.<span>  </span>So in a sense, it is <em>this</em> speech that is intended to inaugurate an annual tradition of speeches by the holder of the Distinguished Faculty Chair.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>For a while &#8212; longer, perhaps, than I should admit &#8212; I toyed with the idea of hedging my bets.<span>  </span>The plan was to offer a searching analysis of the phenomenon of the &#8220;one-hit wonder&#8221; &#8212; the savant, found in science, in literature, in every human endeavor, who bursts onto the scene like a shooting star, shakes the foundations of a field, and then curiously vanishes back into obscurity, never to contribute again.<span>  </span>I trust the subtext here is clear.<span>  </span>Best of all, even if the speech fell flat, I would win:<span>  </span>I could always claim that, rather than being a textual failure, it was a meta-textual success.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>The solemnity of the occasion, perhaps, calls for something weightier &#8212; something at once soaring and deep, an exposition on the human soul and our never-ending quest for meaning.<span>  </span>But having explored last year the very future of humankind, I found myself somewhat at a loss.<span>  </span>When you&#8217;ve begun by debating the survivability of the species, there doesn&#8217;t seem to be a lot of places left to go.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>            </span>Considering the date on which we meet, it might be considered by some to be <em>a propos</em> to discourse on the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.<span>  </span>The wrenching events of our time demand that we engage with them, wrestle them to the ground, demand meaning from them.<span>  </span>On this subject there will be no shortage today of chattering on the airwaves and nattering in the papers.<span>  </span>No one needs one more voice thrown into that cacophony.<span>  </span>A native son of New York, I still contemplate the skyline with clenched jaw and clenched fist.<span>  </span>It has been six years, and there is still a hole in my city &#8212; a hole in my country &#8212; a hole in my heart.<span>  </span>And I find I am not ready to talk about that yet.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>            </span>Instead, I&#8217;m going to talk about Rock, Paper, Scissors.<span>  </span>In case you&#8217;ve forgotten, Rock, Paper, Scissors is a method of decision between two people, wherein each secretly picks one of the items and they compare.<span>  </span>The key bit is that each item ties with itself, loses to one item, and beats the other.<span>  </span>The traditional phrasing is, &#8220;Rock blunts scissors; scissors cut paper; paper covers rock&#8221;.<span>  </span>It&#8217;s that last one I want to focus on.<span>  </span>Paper covers rock?<span>  </span>What the heck does <em>that</em> mean?<span>  </span>How is that a win?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p><span>            </span>{Transition needed.}</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>            </span>This past summer I had the opportunity to visit the national Pearl Harbor Memorial in Honolulu, Hawai&#8217;i.<span>  </span>Commemorating a naval attack, it is fittingly primarily a naval monument.<span>  </span>The two great anchors of the monument are the USS <em>Arizona</em> and the USS <em>Missouri</em>.<span>  </span>The <em>Arizona</em> was a battleship sunk during the Pearl Harbor attacks.<span>  </span>Though most of the Pacific Fleet was refloated and rebuilt in the years following the attack, the <em>Arizona</em> could not be salvaged or moved.<span>  </span>It sits at the bottom of what was once Battleship Row.<span>  </span>The Navy operates a tender from shore to the stark elegant observation station that has been constructed above the wreck.<span>  </span>From it you can look down on the coral-encrusted hulk of the <em>Arizona</em>, watery tomb for the majority of the servicemen killed that day.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>The <em>Missouri </em>was BB-63, the last battleship ever constructed by the United States.<span>  </span>Now a museum ship docked at Pearl Harbor, the <em>Missouri</em> is still an intimidating sight.<span>  </span>Towering over the shoreline, she bears three turrets each with three 16-inch guns capable of throwing an explosive shell a distance of 20 miles and landing within a circle of radius six inches.<span>  </span>The <em>Missouri</em> was a great and terrible engine of war, and everything in her design speaks to the awesome destructive powers that could be marshaled by an enraged industrial democracy.<span>  </span>But standing on her deck, I found the most stirring and moving part was not her giant main guns, or the anti-aircraft machine guns still deployed on the side, nor even the capped tubes wherein Tomahawk cruise missiles had been installed in the 1980s.<span>  </span>It wasn&#8217;t the sweeping bow or the grim turrets or the majestic bridge.<span>  </span>It was a simple golden circle fixed to an otherwise nondescript spot on the mid-decks.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>In 1945, at that spot on the decks of the <em>Missouri</em>, in the waters of Tokyo Bay, representatives of the Empire of Japan signed the formal documents indicating their surrender to the forces of the United Nations, ending the Second World War.<span>  </span>In a brisk twenty-three minute ceremony, a band of perhaps twenty men &#8212; Japanese, American, Canadian, British, and Russian &#8212; affixed their names to two copies of the surrender documents to enact the armistice.<span>  </span>From that point on the <em>Missouri</em>, you can just see the alabaster arc of the <em>Arizona</em> memorial.<span>  </span>Between <em>Arizona</em> and <em>Missouri </em>lie a few hundred yards of open water and a few hundred thousand American casualties.<span>  </span>They bookend the American involvement in a war that spanned a decade and a half and claimed upwards of sixty million victims &#8212; a number that, even living at the dawn of the most dangerous century, must give us pause.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>Standing on the <em>Missouri</em> in mid August, I overhead a museum guide relate a story that struck me immediately.<span>  </span>It&#8217;s one of those little tales that museum guides love, a tidbit that uses the mundane to illuminate the immense.<span>  </span>Signing the Japanese surrender document was, as you might imagine, an event of great import in anyone&#8217;s life and, as you might also imagine, it could be the source of great trepidation.<span>  </span>The representative of Canada, L. Moore Cosgrave, was apparently overcome by his nervousness and, while signing the Japanese copy, signed on the line for the French Republic.<span>  </span>This forced everyone following him to also sign on the wrong lines.<span>  </span>Eventually, concern over the implications of this error led General Richard Sutherland to cross out the names of the nations and pencil in the correct ones.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>It was a minor, totally banal detail.<span>  </span>Yet it was also a striking, astonishing thing.<span>  </span>At that moment, General MacArthur stood in supreme command of the largest, most powerful military forces in the history of the world.<span>  </span>Having brought the Empire of Japan to its knees, the Allied Powers held uncontested dominion over East Asia and the Pacific.<span>  </span>How truly bizarre – between them, these men standing on the deck of the<em> Missouri </em>had fought the most devastating war ever known, had overseen barbarities of a nature hard to contemplate, had rained down obliteration on entire cities and had sent millions of men to their deaths to do it. Yet here they were, worried that somehow, a signature in the wrong place could render the document worthless and the exercise moot &#8212; that somehow, a misplaced name could unmake the surrender.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>And that&#8217;s the hidden key.<span>  </span>The <em>Missouri</em>, the last and greatest battleship, the apex of naval construction, serves as a very present icon of physical force &#8212; standing at the head of an unbroken lineage stretching all the way back to the first rock lifted by a semi-evolved ape in assault upon its brethren.<span>  </span>Our long and bloody history attests to the power of that rock.<span>  </span>But on that day in Tokyo Bay, it was not the battleship that mattered, or the airplanes or submarines, or even the atomic bombs looming in the background.<span>  </span>To the assembled warriors of the most terrible conflict, what mattered was the document.<span>  </span>Paper trumps rock.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>And isn&#8217;t that the way, when you think about it?<span>  </span>We often mistake the things as the drivers of history: wheat and salt, gold and oil.<span>  </span>But somehow it&#8217;s the pieces of paper that seem to truly matter, to truly steer the course of human life.<span>  </span>In 1914, a relatively minor Balkan War was transformed into the First World War by German violations of Belgian neutrality, codified in the Treaty of London of 1839.<span>  </span>Informed that the British would go to war to defend Belgium&#8217;s neutral status, German Chancellor von Bethmann Hollweg expressed his shock that they would expand the war over what he infamously dismissed as a &#8220;scrap of paper&#8221;.<span>  </span>That scrap of paper shook the foundations of Europe and remade the world order.<span>  </span>Its spiritual successor, the Treaty of Versailles, would help engender the next world war.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>The Declaration of Independence.<span>  </span>The Constitution of the United States.<span>  </span>The Magna Carta and the Declaration of the Rights of Man.<span>  </span>The Emancipation Proclamation.<span>  </span>The Fourteen Points and the Atlantic Charter.<span>  </span>Words on a page.<span>  </span>Scraps of paper.<span>  </span>But nothing more feared by tyrants, more despised by despots.<span>  </span>It was no accident that the Soviets registered every typewriter and made unauthorized use of a photocopier a felony offense, punishable by jail time or even internal exile.<span>  </span>They knew in their bones that they faced a greater existential threat from little scratches in black and white than from all the nuclear missiles in the world.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>In a very real sense, the most disruptive weapon ever invented has been the printing press.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span>            </span>Words on a page.<span>  </span>Scraps of paper.<span>  </span>They give form and life to the ideas they contain.<span>  </span>Through them we transcend the oral and enter the eternal.<span>  </span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone checking the frequency of blogging for this site need not be told that I am not a natural diarist.  I keep trying to start a regular compilation of my thought but never quite get in the habit.  I have a journal I&#8217;ve carted from DC to Stanford to Bensalem to Princeton.  With my recent move still unfolding in slow motion in my new apartment, I came across that book, which I have not touched since (at latest) 1998.</p>
<p>Only two pages have any writing, dating from late 1992(!) with the interesting heading &#8220;Thoughts on Teaching&#8221;.  Since that means that those two pages were, in some way, the progenitor of these blog entries &#8212; that this little blue notebook is the ur-<em>Mongrel Dogs</em>, I thought it appropriate to record them here, before ditching the book that&#8217;s been dogging me for fifteen years.</p>
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1992 December 3<br />
Double jeopardy is illegal in the United States.  It should be illegal on tests, too.<br />
[<em>Editorial note: This is something I've kept to, having instituted a "cascade" policy so that students are dinged once only for each error.</em>]</p>
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1992 December 13<br />
There are two philosophies in giving a test.  First is to measure students&#8217; grasp of material already covered.  In this case, the test should be in-class, of finite duration, closed book, and concerned <em>mostly</em> with concepts, not computations.<br />
On the other hand, a test can also be used to educate on new ideas.  In this case,it should be take-home, collaborative (in higher level courses), open-referenced.  It can deal more with gory algebra but that should be avoided.  You should also keep in mind the students&#8217; relative unfamiliarity with the new concepts.</p>
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1993 January 4<br />
The concept of an electron cloud can be visualized by a spinning propeller.  It <em>seems</em> to be solid but not quite.  Its affects depend on its being everywhere but if you <em>where</em> it is, you stop it and suddenly it is at only one spot.</p>
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1993 March 3<br />
<em><strong>Never</strong></em> assign the derivation of <em>E</em> and <em>B</em> fields from the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li%C3%A9nard-Wiechert_Potentials">Lienart-Weichert potentials</a>.  It&#8217;s a bloody waste of time that teaches nothing.<br />
[<em>Editorial note: I still get the shakes casting my mind back to this derivation during graduate Electricity &#038; Magnetism.  Thanks, Lenny, for that particular psychic scar.</em>]</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what this means, but I&#8217;ve discovered something weird with the iTunes Music Store. I wanted to find a particular song by Bob Dylan called &#8220;Dignity&#8221;. But the search box won&#8217;t find it for me, instead returning an &#8230; <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/08/hidden-meanings/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what this means, but I&#8217;ve discovered something weird with the iTunes Music Store.  I wanted to find a particular song by Bob Dylan called &#8220;Dignity&#8221;.  But the search box won&#8217;t find it for me, instead returning an error: &#8220;We could not complete your iTunes store request.  The iTunes Store is temporarily unavailable.  Please try again later.&#8221;  But if I type in something else &#8212; say, &#8220;Political World&#8221; &#8212; it comes back instantly with the relevant hits.</p>
<p>Is iTunes making a comment on postmodern society?</p>
<p>And is the fact that the iTunes Store lacks dignity as disturbing as the fact that MS Word has no problem with &#8220;newspeak&#8221;?</p>
<p><a href='http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dignity-denied.PNG' title='Dignity Denied'><img src='http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dignity-denied.thumbnail.PNG' alt='Dignity Denied' /></a></p>
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		<title>The Mongrel Dogs in Transit Hell: Airline Insanity</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am currently in LAX International Airport. I&#8217;ve been here since 10:30 AM and it is currently 9:00 PM. If you knew my itinerary, you&#8217;d see that this is the time listed for boarding Continental Flight 1803, nonstop LAX to &#8230; <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/08/the-mongrel-dogs-in-transit-hell-airline-insanity/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am currently in LAX International Airport.  I&#8217;ve been here since 10:30 AM and it is currently 9:00 PM.  If you knew my itinerary, you&#8217;d see that this is the time listed for boarding Continental Flight 1803, nonstop LAX to Newark/EWR.  You can probably guess that I am <em>not</em> actually getting on that plane at this moment.  You see, it&#8217;s raining in Houston.</p>
<p>Now, I am not in Houston.  I am not going to Houston.  As mentioned, my flight is nonstop and so is not stopping in Houston.  Nonetheless, rain in Houston has added about half an hour to my departure time each hour since 4 PM.  </p>
<p>(Aside: I&#8217;ve received no fewer than six email alerts warning me that the flight will be delayed &#8212; although I was also warned that I had to show up at the airport at the printed time, since the airline reserved the right to leave then after all.  I&#8217;m not exactly what the point of the alerts are, to tell you the truth.  I mean, if I can&#8217;t leave for the airport any later, than why do I need to know that the plane is going to be held?  It&#8217;s some sort of weird Calvinist thing: I&#8217;m delayed if I do and delayed if I don&#8217;t.  I can know my fate but I cannot do anything about it.  [And if that's not a true metaphor for a citizen in the hands of corporations, I don't know what is.] )</p>
<p>Back to my delayed flight.  Despite the frenzied pace of email alerts, actually very little information has been shared about why.  Apparently, even though &#8212; as I said &#8212; my flight neither originates in, terminates in, or passes through Houston, I have been bolluxed by the remnants of the tropical storm Erin, which has delayed the plane I&#8217;ll be taking, which is for reasons unknown to anyone but God, flying out of Houston.</p>
<p>Now&#8230;  The people of Houston have known, of course, that there&#8217;d be rain in Houston.  The people at CNN and Weather Channel and every podunk news outlet in all the land knew that there&#8217;d be rain in Houston.  Heck, I&#8217;ve just spent the past fifteen days at sea and even <em><strong>I</em></strong> knew that there would be rain in Houston.  But somehow the airliines, with state of the art equipment and a literally million-dollar information infrastructure, somehow did <em><strong>not</strong></em> know that it would be raining in Houston.</p>
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<p>Of course, they <em>did</em> know that it would be raining in Houston.  They knew probably a day or two earlier than today.  The issue of course is that they did not care.  Their business model depends on cramming every last person into every last seat.  They don&#8217;t allocate any resources for &#8220;unexpected&#8221; contingencies &#8212; like, say, rain.  There should be enough give in the system that when something like this develops, equipment can be routed from other places to cover.  But in fact, all the eggs are allowed to drop.  Somehow, this does not constitute breach of service.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s almost amusing, because I am writing this standing at the counter (which is just about the only horizontal surface available for my laptop).  So I get to hear everyone come and kvetch at the harried counter attendant.  I&#8217;m continually amazed that each and every person is <em>shocked</em> that this has happened &#8212; even though studies show that <em><strong>one out of every four</strong></em> flights suffer noticeable delays.  Instead everyone asks to be scheduled to the now-earlier flight to Newark.  (I&#8217;ll leave aside my burning rage that a later-scheduled flight will depart an hour or more before my flight &#8212; I am <em>so glad</em> I paid premium price for a first-class seat.)</p>
<p>It&#8217;s almost heartening, the unending stream of slightly-forlorn travelers ever-hopeful that the attendant will magically conjure a new flight for them.  At the moment, the stand-by list is at 18 people, but newcomers keep adding themselves to the list.  God bless American optimism, I suppose.  (I cannot imagine the scale of the disaster now necessary to get some of these people on the plane.  I mean, eighteen <em>independent</em> reasons for eighteen <em>separate</em> people to miss a flight?  What are the odds?)</p>
<p>On the other hand, I am undergoing a slow burn every time I hear the attendant explain that the plane is not here because &#8220;sometimes there&#8217;s a thunderstorm in Houston&#8221;.  Again, as if the tropical storm that&#8217;s been tracked across CNN for over a week could not have been foreseen.  It&#8217;s that fundamental disingenuousness that ticks me off the most &#8212; the unwillingness of the airlines to come clean and admit that such delays are <em>not</em> unpredictable, unforeseeable acts-of-God.  Their business model is <em>predicated</em> on frustrating and misleading thousands of people each day.  They hide the true cost of the ticket from the piurchaser and so can claim &#8220;low fares&#8221; &#8212; as if my time had no value.</p>
<p>But there are two things that <em>really</em> piss me off.  First, the attendant just got on the mic and told us that the plane &#8220;looks good for the 12:10 departure&#8221;.  I know it&#8217;s all weasel-words and I know she&#8217;s under pressure.  But the fact of the matter is, that&#8217;s an hour and a half after the printed departure time.  It is now <em><strong>no longer possible</strong></em> for this to &#8220;look good&#8221;. The best they can hope for is, &#8220;This has stopped looking like crap.&#8221;</p>
<p>Second, the sign to my right now shows the updated information: &#8220;Flight 1803.  Departs 12:10  New York / Newark.  <strong>Ticketed passengers <em>must</em> be onboard 20 mins before departure</strong>&#8220;.  Take a moment to grasp that.  The airline can arbitrarily delay my flight by <em>90</em> minutes and all I can do is suck it up.  But if I should be 21 minutes late, oh my God, no force on Earth is going to get them to hold that plane for me.  </p>
<p>It is that fundamental asymmetry &#8212; that inability of the airlines to even <em>pretend</em> to play fair &#8212; that sours me on air travel, to the extent that I just might not ever do it again.</p>
<p>Last note:  As I send this, it is 9:45 &#8212; exactly the originally-scheduled departure time for Continental Flight 1803.</p>
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		<title>The Mongrel Dogs at Sea (11): Solar Sight</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>	I experienced something today that I’ve heard a lot about but never quite believed in:  the infamous green flash.  I’d read that, sometimes, during sunsets, just at the moment the Sun sinks below the horizon, it flashes green.  However, the conditions are hard to meet and the occurrence somewhat rare.  Tonight as the Regal Princess continued steaming east-northeast, I happened to be out on deck during sunset.  (I’ve been missing these because I’m slated for “first sitting” dinner and usually it wraps up just a few minutes too late.  But today for whatever reason we were done and gone five minutes before rather than after sunset.)  The sky was crystal-clear and, though there were some low-lying clouds, they hovered a bit above the horizon.  Knowing these were the conditions for the semi-mythical flash, I dug out my camera and took continuous shots of the sunset.</p>
<p>Much to my amazement, I did in fact see the green flash.</p>
<p>It’s not so much a “flash”, really.  The sky doesn’t light up green or anything.  Rather, the Sun momentarily turns green.  The change, from the usual red of sunset, is unmistakable, although the transformation lasts only a moment.  Now I’m really interested in what causes this.  I suspect it’s a refractory phenomenon having to do with the atmosphere – perhaps something about the color of the Sun’s limb compared to the bulk.  I really did not think the story was true; now I have to understand it.  It goes to show you that the world is always ready to throw a surprise at you when you think you know what’s going on.</p>
<p>Sadly, I didn’t get a picture of it.  I had to choose between watching it on camera and watching it by eye.  I was pretty sure that, if the effect was real, I’d still end up missing it in the camera.  My camera is just too slow and awkward to capture an instantaneous elusive optical sprite.  Also, although I love my digital camera, I’m beginning to worry that I am experience too many things through its mediation and missing out on the real events – as if preserving the memory of a thing was more important than actually experiencing it.  If conditions are good again tomorrow or Wednesday, I’ll try to capture the flash, though I don’t have high hopes.</p>
<p>Seeing the flash speaks to me, though I’m not sure what it’s saying.  It’s another chunk of life to throw in the broth that is my Convocation speech.</p>
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		<title>The Mongrel Dogs at Sea (10): Managed Disequilibrium</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every night, the crew of the Regal Princess find some live entertainment to put on in the grandiosely-named International Show Lounge. Sometimes it’s in-house, like a crew sing-along. Usually, it’s more like a Vegas revue: Sometimes piano, sometimes comedy, sometimes &#8230; <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/08/the-mongrel-dogs-at-sea-10-managed-disequilibrium/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every night, the crew of the<em> Regal Princess</em> find some live entertainment to put on in the grandiosely-named International Show Lounge.  Sometimes it’s in-house, like a crew sing-along.  Usually, it’s more like a Vegas revue:  Sometimes piano, sometimes comedy, sometimes live performance, sometimes old Broadway standards.  For the most part, I’ve avoided this like a leper colony.  It’s wildly not my usual type of entertainment and is in fact quite explicitly pitched for passengers who have the advantage over me of multiple decades of life experience.  Before reaching Hawai’i, I did venture in once to see a so-called comedian, and had my impression utterly confirmed:  It was cheap and lazy comedy, based on ancient stereotypes that went well past the border of offensive.  It was un-funny.</p>
<p>But tonight I was a little bored after walking around Maui all day and I was having trouble getting the wireless to work smoothly.  So I decided to take a chance on tonight’s act, a guy named Greg Kennedy who is, of all things, a juggler.  I was not in a receptive mood.  I’d more or less written off the hour it was going to occupy.  Truth be told, I was ready to be significantly unimpressed.  A juggler?  In today’s world?</p>
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<p>This guy blew me away.  I mean, it was one of those scales-from-the-eyes moments.  This was not some set of cheap hacks performed by a bored carny at the end of the fairgrounds.  Kennedy had artistry, real artistry.  It came to me that very little separates his level of juggling from what would be universally recognized as high dance.  His fluidity and his choreography were both astounding.  From time to time he chided the audience for being slow to applaud, for being unresponsive.  I think he really didn’t get it.  We weren’t clapping because we were dumbstruck.  You don’t clap halfway through the aria, or the soliloquy, or the amazing guitar solo.  You soak up the artistry and you let the artist finish.  This guy was that good.</p>
<p>Then it got me thinking about juggling, in ways I hadn’t before.  First of course, I had to analyze it from a physics teacher’s point of view.  Can I use this in my classroom?  Clearly there’s a lot going on in terms of Newtonian physics: inertia, torque, even gravitational potential.  How could I tap that?</p>
<p>That made me look more closely at what actually goes on.  And then I understood something I hadn’t before.  Most of physics, most of engineering, is about stability and control.  We like to live in equilibrium spaces, and we spend an awful lot of time trying to get there or trying to stay there.  But juggling is engineering turned on its head.  It’s all about disequilibrium – mastering the innate tendencies of objects, that you think should tend to tear the system apart, and tapping those tendencies to stabilize it instead.  It’s not about clamping down and exerting control.  Juggling relies on letting go of simplistic ideas of being “in charge”.  It demands that the juggler work with the intrinsic behaviors of the objects as they are.  It requires getting results without dictating pathways.</p>
<p>And then I realized that, at last, I had the nucleating idea for my second Convocation speech, the dust of sand around which I might construct another piece.  Juggling is a great metaphor for life in the 21st century.  Getting out alive is going to require us to work with subtle touches that tap the intrinsic potentialities of the world we find – we must surrender obsolete dreams of deterministic control.  It’s not about dictating paths; it’s about steering outcomes.</p>
<p>For the first time I think I have something I can hang a speech on.  And that feeling is a joy in itself.</p>
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		<title>The Mongrel Dogs at Sea (7): Maui</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today was the final port of call in Hawai’i, at the port of Lahaina. It was another transfer-by-tender affair. The seas proved a bit rougher this time compared to Kona; I got bumped around a bit. Nothing serious but a &#8230; <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/08/the-mongrel-dogs-at-sea-7-maui/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today was the final port of call in Hawai’i, at the port of Lahaina.  It was another transfer-by-tender affair.  The seas proved a bit rougher this time compared to Kona; I got bumped around a bit.  Nothing serious but a little unnerving.</p>
<p>Lahaina is a cute little tourist trap.  I went on the Atlantis 4 submarine tour.  We had to take another launch out to the sub.  Despite fears of being cramped in a sardine can for hours at a time, the sub itself was very roomy and comfortable.  We dove to 80 feet and then 140 feet, hovering off the coral systems that grow just offshore in Hawai’i.  Although the scenes were ethereally beautiful, I was a little disappointed how washed out everything was.  Of course I knew that Rayleight scattering meant that most of the long-wavelength stuff would be overwhelmed by the background blue “hiss” (a phenomenon the guide got 90% correct, to my surprise)  I hadn’t appreciated how strong the attenuation would be, though.  I guess Jacques Cousteau faked it a bit in all those documentaries.   He probably brought his own light source.</p>
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<p>I also took a ride on the Lahaina, Kaanapli, and Puukolii Railroad.  I had naively assumed there wouldn’t be much railroading in Hawai’i.  Coastal trade is easy for islands, of course, and yet it would be prohibitive to bridge the gaps.  I had made the mistake of assuming that railroads are built for passenger traffic.  Of course, the first and dominant justification for a railroad is to haul freight – to move commodities from their origins to ports.  For the LK&#038;P, it was sugar cane.  Moving the cane from its fields to the coast by ox – the traditional method – limited the amount that could be harvested.  So eventually some robber baron decided to build a narrow-gauge road to speed things up.  Production went from 8 carloads to 120 once the road was up and running.</p>
<p>But now sugar cane isn’t a driving force in Maui’s economy and the road fell on hard times.  Someone realized that, if tourism is Hawai’i’s future, then a restored railroad makes sense.  It snakes across the island at an average speed of about 15 mph, shakes a lot, and makes a lot of noise.  In other words, a perfect reproduction.  <img src='http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   On one level, it’s sort of pointless – it just goes out to Puukolii and back, and doesn’t really even stop at the far station.  But it was quaint and engaging.</p>
<p>Finally, I had to wrap up my souvenir shopping, as Maui is the last island we’ll be stopping at.  I don’t know if we can debark in Esnenada, and I don’t really want to shop there anywhere.  I took another stab at finding a Hawaiian print shirt that I like and that fits me – no luck, really.  <img src='http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   But I finally crossed everyone off the list, so I guess I’m set.  I’m glad I took time in Honolulu to mail back the bulk of my purchases, because I’d never fit everything in my suitcases.</p>
<p>Now, it’s back to sea for five days and then a gruesome 14 hours in LAX and the red-eye home.  I’m actually looking forward to being back at sea, because I think I’ll get some writing accomplished.  We’ll see if that actually pans out.</p>
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		<title>The Mongrel Dogs at Sea (6): Security Silliness</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to write today about my visit to the USS Arizona and USS Missouri memorials and how moving it was. I suppose I’ll get to that, though maybe not today. Right now I’m going to blog about one &#8230; <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/08/the-mongrel-dogs-at-sea-6-security-silliness/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I <em>was </em> going to write today about my visit to the USS <em>Arizona </em> and USS <em>Missouri </em> memorials and how moving it was.  I suppose I’ll get to that, though maybe not today.  Right now I’m going to blog about one of the deepening madnesses of the 21st century, the traveler security checkpoint.</p>
<p>Let me say at the outset that I understand why we have these checkpoints and, in their basic incarnation, I agree they’re a good thing.  Although I don’t believe for an instant they necessarily stop anyone, they at least make the terrorists have to work harder and be smarter, and that at least reduces the number of incidents, not to mention mindless me-tooistic attacks.  Although one wonders if it’s a net positive to breed a harder-working, smarter terrorist.</p>
<p>But since 9/11, this process has spiraled wildly out of control with little check on it.  The list of banned items grows daily, follows no discernible pattern, and irritates travelers without adding an iota of actual safety.  As with the super-tight security in the months following the WTC attacks, it’s more about appearing to do something to improve security rather than actually doing anything.</p>
<p>Today’s example that set me off:  I’m in Honolulu, near the end of my Hawaiian adventure, and I’m trying to wrap up my souvenir gift list.  I come across a nice set of hand-crafted wooden candle holders – three concentric rings that each hold a little tea candle.  This strikes me as appropriate for one of the names on my list, so I buy the handle, check the name off the list, and take my purchase over to the port security checkpoint, a mere 100 yards away.</p>
<p>You might guess what happens next.</p>
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<p>I dutifully empty all of my pockets into the little plastic boxes.  I also drop in my hat and, having learnt at Newark/EWR that this saves time, I also unbuckle my suspenders and throw them in the box.  Happily today I am not made to shed my shoes or otherwise further disrobe.  I step through the metal detector, which remains mercifully quiescent, and start reassembling the bits of my life I’ve passed before the ever-watchful eyes of the Transportation Security Authority.  I’ve just able rebuckled my suspenders when a ripple moves through the contracted security workers.</p>
<p>“Sir,” I am asked in a hushed tone, almost of disbelief, “does this bag contain &#8230; a <em>candle</em>?”</p>
<p>Actually, no, three candles, tiny little tea candles.  I point out as much.</p>
<p>“You’ll have to step over here.  Can I see your ID?  Where did you get the candle? Is it in this bag?”  While rattling off this list, the security person is rooting through my plastic shopping bag and comes across &#8230; <em>da da da dum</em>! &#8230; the candle holders.  They’ve been intricately wrapped, ready to be put into a gift box, but that’s no barrier.  The bag is untied, the paper peeled back, and the offending illuminary devices revealed for all to see.  Another TSA guy has wandered over.  “Did he bring a <em>candle </em> onboard?” he asks, incredulous.</p>
<p>When I ask why exactly this is a high crime, I’m told “security”.  Nothing more is forthcoming.  I’m also told that the TSA worker is going to have to confiscate the candles, but I can have a receipt.  In theory, at least, Princess Cruises will pick up my candles – in addition to whatever other diabolical contraband that other nefarious passengers have tried to smuggle on board – and then return it to me at the gangway in Los Angeles.  I take the receipt and watch the candles disappear.  I have my doubts as to whether they’ll ever see the light of day.  I suspect they’ll end up brightening up some cell in Gitmo.</p>
<p>Once I have passed the second layer of security and gotten on board, I walk over to the purser’s desk.  I show him the receipt and ask how I get my candles returned in LA.  He looks at me blankly.  “You purchased candles in Los Angeles?” he aasks.  No, I purchased them about one football field’s length away, in a tiny dockside novelty store.  “I don’t think we have anything from LA.  Let me ask.”  Ah, good.  Happily the one-level-higher purser does know what’s going on and explains to the desk gofer that the insidious candle will be returned at the gangplank.  “So I should keep this?” says the desk gofer, holding the receipt I’d offered to him as physical proof of my story.  No, no, the passenger needs that.</p>
<p>I’m assuming a copy of the receipt will attend the candle and help explain to Princess Cruise with whom the candle should be reunited.  At least, it’s a paper trail in case I’m forced to go all <em>habeuas corpus</em> for the sake of my candles.  Before leaving the desk, I ask again, “Why can’t I bring candles onboard?”</p>
<p>“Security.”  The magic password.  But I’m not taking that at face value any more.</p>
<p>“They’re tea candles.  How are they a threat to security?”</p>
<p>“Well, you could light them in your candle.  An open flame could set the whole room on fire.”</p>
<p>OK, first off, that means they were confiscated for <em>safety </em> reasons, not security ones.  It’s irksome to be lied to.  Second, that’s flipping insane!  I can bring matches or a lighter on board.  I know because I seem to have a spidersense that lets me discover every single nook wherein smokers are allowed to congregate and puff away.  The ship crew delivers to my cabin every day a highly flammable newsletter – not to mention, say, the toilet paper provided <em>gratis</em>.  Hell, for that matter, they let you bring back rocks – I could strike sparks like a flint.  The point is, if I wanted to start a fire, nothing is done to stop me by preventing me from having the candles.</p>
<p>And even if I did want to start a fire, what good would it do me?  The rooms are individually wired with smoke detectors and sprinklers.  There are several warnings to that effect both in the cabin and during the mandatory safety drill at cruise inception.</p>
<p>What’s my point?  It’s twofold.  First, we must never get so used to the need for security that we allow it to substitute for thought or honesty.  If Princess Cruises is really concerned about the fire potential of the candles, then Princess Cruises should say that.  No one should be hiding in the folds of the TSA’s ever present cloak.  Second, we have to start getting rational.  Anyone with a basic knowledge of chemistry can do a lot more damage with the common items that are allowed.  We need to face up to a disturbing fact:  Living in an advanced, industrial, and open society will entail some level of risk.  The net cannot be drawn finely enough to eliminate that risk.</p>
<p>Is my candle saga a milestone in the struggle for human dignity and freedom?  No.  But in its own small way it does plug into that.  If we’re not careful, step by step, well-intentioned policy by well-meaning intervention, we’re going to give up everything, and all for the illusion of security.</p>
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		<title>The Mongrel Dogs at Sea (5): Footloose on Kauai</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We made our third landfall today, on the island of Kauai.  For various reasons I had not signed up for any of the escorted excursions, so the day was pretty much my own.  I stayed on ship until a little after noon.  For the first time this trip I was unimpressed with the Princess Cruise customer service.  I stayed onboard in part to take care of lunch before rooting around Kauai, because I didn’t know what I’d find to eat.  But for reasons unexplained, the dining schedule was off at almost all of the eateries on the ship.  The main dining room had a “closed” sign, the buffet was unstaffed, and even the old reliable burger bar was not open.  Sigh.  Luckily, there are multiple backups for eating on a cruise, and Plan D worked.  <img src='http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I went online to find things to do in Kauai for a day.  Unfortunately – but, in retrospect, predictably – most of them were the same sort of thing as the tours I’d already passed on.  So instead I walked around the beach for a bit and then spent some time just riding the various shuttles that ran from the pier to sundry locations on the island.  It was not an earth-shattering day.  On the other hand, both of my “tour days” have wiped me out so it was actually nice to have a little bit of a breather.  Tomorrow, it’s the Arizona memorial and the Mighty Mo.</p>
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		<title>The Mongrel Dogs at Sea (4): Review: Next</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Insta Rating: 4 out of 5 OK, it’s a little odd to be reviewing a movie when I’m supposed to be off on a wonderful cruise. But as mentioned before I was pretty wiped out, so I decided to take &#8230; <a href="http://www.adfinemfidelis.net/mongrel/2007/08/the-mongrel-dogs-at-sea-4-review-next/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Insta Rating: 4 out of 5</p>
<p>OK, it’s a little odd to be reviewing a movie when I’m supposed to be off on a wonderful cruise.  But as mentioned before I was pretty wiped out, so I decided to take advantage of the onboard movie theater and catch Next starring Nicholas Cage and Jessica Biel.  I remember when this came out but I never got to see it, despite being a sucker for a Philip K. Dick movie</p>
<p>Nicholas plays Chris something, who was born with the very Dickesque talent of being to see the future but only his own future and only two minutes ahead.  He’s making a living as a second-rate Vegas magic act and just trying to have a normal life.  The only exception to the rules of his talent is that he saw Liz (Biel) at a diner some indeterminate time in the future.  He’s been visiting that diner for a week trying to meet her, which he does, acting in a manner which he hopes isn’t too creepy (but which kind of is).<br />
Unfortunately for Chris, there’s an FBI agent who’s somehow become aware of his talent and wants to use it to track down a missing Russian nuclear warhead which has been smuggled into the US.  The movie is about bringing Chris around to the greater good and stopping the bad guys.</p>
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<p>Actually, I liked this movie quite a bit.  I’ve never read the associated Dick story (“The Golden Man”) so I can’t say how well it conforms.  But unlike most Hollywood adaptations of the author’s work, this one feels like a Philip K. Dick story (except not quite so psychoactive).  The talent is done well – the camera gives essentially no hint that Chris is “in the future” until it stops and rewinds.  Despite knowing the trick, the viewer is lulled several times into believing something horrific has occurred.</p>
<p>This is used to fantastic effect in the film’s “gotcha” ending, which was entirely worthy of Dick’s brand of madness.  I won’t give anything away but suffice to say, the metaphysical rug is pulled out from under the viewer in the last two minutes of the film.  Surprisingly this wasn’t frustrating or irritating; the scriptwriters have gotten the viewer to a place where this sleight-of-hand is acceptable.  And for all the nay-sayers:  There is a visual cue earlier in the movie that sets up the gotcha, if you’re paying enough attention.  It has to do with the pupils in Cage’s eyes after a tender scene.</p>
<p>A lot is left unexplained – who stole the bomb?  why are they setting it off in LA? – and that’s all to the good.   Dick’s stories tend not to give you all the answers; sometimes they don’t give you any.  And there are moments when the film bogs down into a standard find-the-bomb thriller.  But the depiction of Chris’ ability, and the clever ways he learns to exploit it, make up for these deficiencies.  It’s a pretty decent effort at a strange sci fi story, and well worth the eyeball time.</p>
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