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  • « Lunacon 51 (2) | Home | Bitter taste »

    Star Wars at 31

    By mongreldogs | March 30, 2008

    Apparently Spike TV is running all of the Star Wars movies as a “mega saga event” over the course of the next weekend. I happened to come across their “ultimate trailer” online, which stitches together bits from all six movies. And strung together like that, all those bits suddenly make clear what’s gone so horribly awry in the Star Wars franchise:

    The later movies (Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith) are certainly much busier than the first three.

    But they aren’t any better.

    It would seem that George Lucas’ sole “lesson” is “more lasers! more droids! more ships! more explosions! Oh, dear God, many more explosions!” It’s become a cliche that modern filmmakers allow special effects to overwhelm the story; George gives them a play-by-play on how to do that.

    Meh.

    Topics: movie, review, science fiction /

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    One Response to “Star Wars at 31”

    1. Daniel Says:
      April 11th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

      Alas, actual plot seems to be considered a low priority in today’s movie plans.

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